Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
honey bunches of taint.
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
my ex gf has sooo many hot friends... i feel like im at a grocery store when on her fb... just shopping around.
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
If she wasn't my friend I'd think she was a huge slut
So I wake up this morning with a bottle of dish detergent and a dildo. Good call on bringing those girls from community college.
So basically he tried to get out of the car and crawl on the highway with the broken leg because he didn't want to go to the hospital. It was not a good time...then we got pizza though.
We will have to go big on the 4th! Nothing says independence like the impending doom of an ankle monitor
Night. I'll wake u up at 6 with the unfinnished vodka bottle so be prepared young grasshoper. U have much to learn.
Goddamn it Peter ur the only person i know who can make going down on a girl a competition.
She won. Twice.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
I wasn't going to drink. Then there was alcohol so I gave that up.
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