2 nights ago she wants to see other people, tonight she wants to have a threesome. The GOOD kind of threesome. So... win?
i just unintentionally masturbated to my own facebook picture
Don't make me out to be the bad guy. You practically MADE me cum on your food.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
You try staying up all night fucking a guy with a curved dick and see how much you want to go out after that.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Strange request but for my birthday you should get me one of those vibrators that you can plug into your iPod that go along with the music.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
I am not even ashamed to say it, I got laid in the stairwell of the hotel, by a 29 year old. It was awesome!
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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