you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
just a heads up, there may or may not be a mailbox full of the leftover beer on the table in your basement.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
I have been drinking at the bar so long today that I literally just found a spiderweb from my leg to the bar.
The slot machines are wishing me happy birthday. Mission success.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I want to put in my resignation as an adult. From now on I will be spending my time drinking beer and skiing.
Totally shot down my boss for sex today. Approaching this weekend with a clear conscience and an untouched vagina.
YOU WORK IN THE US CAPITOL! YOU CANNOT HAVE SEX IN THE BATHROOM!!
Dude, you are totally ruining intern season for me...
Did you get any pics? And I can only imagine how inferior you must have felt knowing that somewhere in that room was a guy whose penis was the length of your forearm.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
I'm sorry I couldn't bail you out, apparenty they dont take credit cards over the phone. Did you at least make any friends in jail?
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
Just because you can't have him, doesn't mean you can have his brother.
What about the best friend?
Randomize
