i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
I never said you were fat, just too fat for ME
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
If you bang a chick other than your girlfriend while playing tiger woods on xbox I wonder if an accomplishment would come up...
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
I was just informed that you are the reason for my 2 missing front teeth.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
sticking your hands in the toilet to wash your face is not acceptable. ever. i don't care how drunk you are.
well, I was going to forgive her anyway but not because shes my best friend and moreso because shes my drug dealer
The DJ was throwing glowsticks into the crowd and managed to smack one guy in the face with them
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Will u lay on an air mattress with me and drink vodka while we listen to Rick James?
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
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