just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
I burned myself with a joint twice in one sitting I have to say that's a new record for the least number of times I have hurt myself while smoking.
I never thought in a million years that I would have a threesome with my boss and his wife and yet here we are.
Idk woke up on the suite in someone else's clothing and actually broke my ankle
So she said she could really go for a cheeseburger and I remembered I had one in my pocket. No idea where it came from.
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My ex just brought my grandpa weed. Not sure how I feel about this.
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