Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
shes laying on the floor in a bowl of salsa with her pants half off and she's crying... i dont know what to do...
She just tagged pictures of you wrapped in the "above the influence banner" like a toga.
Dude she looks like a female richard gere plus 400 pounds.
This is davidson friend mat i an drunk. Thank you for having a physical relationship. With David. I bet he gas a penis the size of an elephant tusk. You are a lucky lady.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
whoever brushed my teeth and whitened them while i was passed out, thanks.
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
I've had pants off for 3 hours now. America.
somehow I wound up on the floor crying about his beard. then telling everyone I'd give him a "lesbian blowjob".
If you find out what that means, show me.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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