Non-Jews are for practice
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
My vagina just recognized that song.
I've started grabbing my boobs in front of my lesbian philosophy professor so she'll give me a better grade. It's working...
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
My password hint says "not sunset, also facebook." i need to stop doing computer things while high. I will never figure this clue out.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
Woke up in time for my 8:15
Good for you I'm impressed
I realized 10 minutes in it was a class from last semester
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
Walking my dog and eating a taco in last night's dress.. Classy
Well, he kept asking me if I was going to murder him once we got upstairs. It sort of killed the mood.
I farted in the parking garage and it echoed.
It's bullshittery. It's asshattery. It's complete fuckery at its finest.
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