What do you call a girl with PMS and GPS?
A crazy bitch that WILL find your ass!
whoever created level 16 on brickbreaker is a dick
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
this boner is fucking legendary. i should name it and celebrate its birthday every year
Just saw a woman in a hospital gown with a Steelers jersey on top smoking a cigarette while hooked up to an IV outside of the hospital. I love Pittsburgh.
gay flight attendant. racoons. kegels. bartender with missing teeth. too many birthdays. fucckk.
UPDATE: lighting the grill with Bacardi. Haven't slept. Forgot the hamburger buns. Almost out of our eighth handle.
No it's ok. I made friends with the guy that always wears helmets to the bar. His name is helmet Harry
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
I'd be there a lot sooner if these damn stairs would stop moving.
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I got drunk and bought a house last night. Also, I threw up on Mike's lawn. I'm pretty excited about one of those two things.
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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