someone is gonna have my baby tonight. they just dont know it yet
I'll alert the authorities
Absence makes the cock grow harder.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
I'm naked and wearing a cowbell.i love med school.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
3 for 3 on getting girls who say "yolo" at the bar to have anal. Not the motto I live by, but it has changed my life.
Erry day erry day!
The strip clubs here are like a safari of penis, and I'm gonna bag me a rhino.
I'm about to airblow my boyfriend. I'll three-way you.
Sorry, I was trapped in a small closet behind a washer. What's up?
Oh my god and he smells like heaven wrapped in a beard of knowledge
If that orgasm indicates how the rest of the year is going to go, I need to buy rain boots.
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
Every dick I’ve had or wanted in the last year is married. It’s like I became a professional home wrecker after I graduated.
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