Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
he's super hid and wouldn't leave us alone so i snatched his phone and started texting lovelink (thanks for a well-timed commercial) that will cost him money. muhahaha
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I won't drink with you again until you promise to not feed me anymore paper bags
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
Haha. I got you. I always pay you back somehow. Do you accept all major forms of payment: cash, taco bell, and patriotic underwear?
If you're asking how many times you took off your clothes and played with the tiki torches.....the answer is 3.
Didn't know hookah bars could end badly. I feel for her hair
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
I'm just gonna yell "SURPRISE ME" and see what happens. No way this could go wrong
Hey I just woke up in the back of a pickup truck parked at taco bell... Can u come get me?
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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