someone called me shannon dorrhety annnd it hurt my feelingsd.
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I wish there was a Glade Plug-in for vaginas
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
we just saw you getting yelled at by the cops for trying to 'hijack' a street sweeper...how have you not been arrested yet?
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
IT'S A HOLY FESTIVAL. A BUDDHIST CELEBRATION OF PENIS.
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
I told him he wasn't aloud to one word text me. Unless that one word was threesome
Would it be wrong to text my ex and say "congratulations on the new baby that you had with a stripper"?
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
She yelled “outlaw country” right before we heard the police siren
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