he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
I feel like I've been drunk all of June. And I am in NO WAY ashamed about it.
I'm not sure what happened last night but I woke up next to him and I was wearing nothing but my grandpa's diabetic socks, so I'm letting that fill in the blanks.
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
He's been pretending to be gay for 3 months in order to get free weed.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
Its one of those days... someone might die
Would a picture of my dick help?
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