I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
Do you think my parents will accept my drinking habits more if I told them I like to drink every night because I take good shits the next morning?
When you went through airport security you asked if the could check if a baby was in there. That drunk.
There is a good chance that the other night after a wedding reception i was at that i mailed you a drink coaster.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Her boobs felt like beanie babies from heaven
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
YOU IS KIND. YOU IS SMART. YOU IS IMPORTANT. YOU IS CLEANING YOUR OWN VOMIT.
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
i'm the most scandalous girl at stop and shop. i kinda have to fuck him in the meat cooler.
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