College reaches a new low. We just carved a shot glass out of a potatoe.
i told her parents not too worry the way i do it girls dont get pregnant
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
He's got serious oatmeal ass...take a moment and admire how google voice to text was able to detect oatmeal ass....twice
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
I just wanted to share with you that my life has come to naked arts and crafts, to fix my flask, with a rum and coke in my hand... Good luck on your exam
Just realized that St. Patty's is on a Saturday this year in case you were interested in coming to New York and redefining bender with me.
dude you said you were going to be a human flag and climbed the telephone pole and fell in front of a car
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
I guess what I'm trying to get to is that my dog sneezed on my dick earlier and its really taken the joy out of my evening.
I WAS SURROUNDED BY HAIRY BALLS ALL ALONE.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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