im stripping for him via video chat, but the sound is turned off cause his students are taking a test
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
Woke up this morning to my mom on the phone with my dad saying, "It's probably just your prostate." Reasons to move out. Go.
i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
I have got to stop assigning last names to girls I get numbers from based on what I think will remind me of them... Sarah Petrydish is not an acceptable memory trigger
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
I invented the best game. It's called "what touched my exposed nutsack?" It can range from pillows to toothbrushes
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
Just rolled up a joint with a cop standing right beside me. He just told us to not leave behind any garbage or empties. God I love canadian camping
Jesus himself couldn't make a better sandwich
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
People like you and me aren't meant to go this long without having sex
I have a horrible feeling I left my dildo in the kitchen today after washing it. This is my life.
Maybe if I ever do become a counselor, I would just implement a kind of intensive meme therapy.
I honestly think sometimes all you need is a $2 alcoholic punch poured from a jug into a big glass to feel better. I guess abblebees is my new problematic fav
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