i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
I dont wanna date her. I just wanna be able to run a blacklight over her face and prove ownership.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Ok so the guy below me is either having sex very loudly or is very lonely
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
How much did you drink?
Enough to be hungover and still think roller coasters were a good idea
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
You've never sent a girl a dick pic?
Call me old fashioned
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
I woke up to Dragon Ball Z playing in Portuguese and a donut shish-kebab~ed on a dick in my face.
I'm pretty sure my calc professer is on coke. He's just too excited for this to be an 8am class.
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