I would do things to you that would get us burned at the stake if we lived in a puritan village.
Damn it if I pass out in the bathroom one more time this month im going to rehab...
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
I don't think it's food poisoning, I think it's cause you cooked it over burning styrofoam
Fuck off I wasn't that drunk. I was still able to toss froot loops in the air and catch them in my mouth.
And in your bra. It was quite entertaining.
I told him about the time I blacked out and shit myself and he still wanted to have sex with me that night. Feeling pretty optimistic about where this fling is going.
It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
Tequila ran out around 11 so she let them do body shots of chips and guacamole instead
think before you get married my friend it's my birthday and just got done jacking off
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
did i just pee glitter
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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