No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
Do you want the something i can tell my mom in ten year version or the you're gonna call me a whore but be proud version?
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
Just for future reference, me asking if you're free, followed by a winking face is not my way of suggesting a tandem bike ride.
That commercial was clearly aspirational. I think Arbor Mist would pair nicely with Oscar Meyer
You told the cop you where the star of the Track team and tried to run away. So yeah, i'm not surprised.
WHAT GOOD IS APPRECIATING IF NOBODY'S NAKED
He sent me nudes and then a text asking if I tried the new Cantina Bowl from Taco Bell. He sure does romance right, doesn't he?
Maid of honor screwed up the joke so I just got to explain what a strap on is and why a married lady might want one to Grandma and my brother's wedding shower.
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Until you've snorted cocaine at 6am before your nursing school clinicals birthing babies you're not on my level
i have a serious question for you... Why I am i not wearing any pants?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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