like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
So I feel really bad about last night...can i give you a blow job and we call it even?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
He tricked me...the first song on his sex mix was trey songz but the rest were techno....i can't walk straight now
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
bro, sorry for: trying to put you on fire yesterday, telling the bouncer that it was you that broke the bottles, and to have slept with your sister.
i just had a pap smear and two shots. lets hit the beach.
It's just like riding a bike. Only it's a dude's face.
But mostly fuck him senseless. Render him speechless. Have him look at my vagina and wonder, "WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!"
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
Just told my shrink " this was a year for whoring around"
CAPS.LOCK.AND.SPACEBAR.ARE.BROKEN.
Also, we can't be seen together looking suspicious or sexually satisfied
We could just stay sober.
No! We tried that once.
It sucked.
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