But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
So she started giving everyone lap dances, and i was like "i think i like this chick"
So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
seriously i just wanna be friends
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also, did you notice that when he quoted your email he used MLA format?
is it too early in the day to continue our conversation about penis shapes?
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
i'm going through an 80s music phase. and by phase i mean i will only have sex to white snake
Thanks again for allowing my sister to lose her virginity on your bed.
I just rolled a blunt and took my bra off. I'm not going anywhere.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Lady at the airport across from me just pulled a cat out of her bag. can't deal with this right now..
I'll give you some leg action but I'm not showing you anything else until your penis admits it loves me
I’m gonna slowly take you in my mouth and push you deep into my throat so my lips are right up against your body and then I’m gonna fucking bite your shit off if one more of our friends shows me a snap you took while I was giving you head. Are we clear?
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