...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
Thats why you always identify the subtext of a blowjob before you accept it.
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
You rang?
Saw a ginger and the first thing I thought of doing was yelling "you have no soul!" so I called you so we can yell it together with you on speakerphone.
I feel a five day drunk coming on.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
Shouting "one vagina to rule them all" was probably not the best way to meet our best mates fiance
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I can't say too many people would say watching their drunk best friends fuck in a hot tub is very normal.
I informed him that we had less than 5 minutes left to live, and his first words were "I'm trying to think of a good They Might Be Giants quip"
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