Thanks for the three minutes of sex tonight.
I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
You look at her and you just know the only action she's gotten is from her tampon..
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
My boyfriend cheated on me...what do I do?! :( JK IM BREAKIN UP WIT DAT
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
the facebook you made of my ass has 10 times more friends than i do.
my favorite part of the night was when I was in the bathroom frantically trying to get my cat whiskers and nose off to make hooking up less awkward
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Threw up on the baby. National Tequila Day is the eve of National I'm A Horrible Nanny Day.
Just streaked campus for a bottle of patron...maybe you're right...I might have a drinking problem...
But seriously I don't know. I haven't seen her since I gave her back her 3 blind mice stick, and she just started hitting everybody with it.
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
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