your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
eh.. i should've known it was headed downhill after he used the phrase "pussy sundae"
so i texed my mom when i was trashed last night and said "i know its 3 am, just go to bed and i'll be back by the time we leave for the airport"
Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
You give one guy a hand job and suddenly everyone wants to get with you
Only in college do people pre-game a meteor shower
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
and then she started to quack like a duck and u started throwing bread at her
Watching her eat just hurts me
Ok, they now been on the roof for two days. I can see 4 cases of teecate and a carton of smokes. They are yelling at "fucking fall" and pissing off the roof.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Come as you are, bitch. Glitter and vodka provided.
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