It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
And we will make penis cookies and eat them suggestively
I had sex with billy mayes last night. HE KEPT IN CHARACTER THE WHOLE TIME.
Want any specific kind of beer?
Yeah. Alcohol flavor.
Got it. Anything but Miller.
we're at Rob's house and just invented the best drinking game ever....we are on Chatroulette and everytime we see a dick we all have to drink.
There aren't nearly as many guys masturbating on chatroulette as i was led to believe...i feel cheated
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
yeah, it's no longer just 'day drinking' when it's 5pm and you're knocking over fruit displays at fresh market
Which one of you fuckers thought itd be funny to see if the kitchen table can float.
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
No no no, work drunk and day drunk are totally different. I got drunk with a client and made a huge sale at 1pm. You are still in your PJs and jacking off.
I can't go to Fassler and not immediately think about you licking a guys wife's butthole in the family restroom
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