Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
the only reason he called me tonight was because I fertilized his crops on farmville.
I just delivered a ham and cheese to a strip club. you were right this job is not that bad
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
Just found custom condoms. Guess I'm not getting any work done today.
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
He gave me such a powerful orgasm I blurted out I love you. This is why just rebouding out of a serouis relationship is awkward.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I told him finishing at the same time would be a long-term project. Like flipping a house. A sexual house.
You knew you'd end up at his house the minute you emptied the bowl of condoms into your purse.
He hasn't responded in 6 hours and the last thing he sent me was a picture of 7 grams of coke. I'm getting kinda worried
I climbed to the top of a stripper pole and touched the ceiling. Accomplishment?
oh.. my GOD my dad just text me... "i need a naked women" ........... help?
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