just fyi, hangover + ice skates = really bad idea
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
Yah at one point i was listening to metallica and doing pushups last night. I went thru alot of emotions.
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
Well. No wine. And no real mixers. I'm using vodka and grape juice and calling it Slurrrlot. Happy Holidays bitch.
Since Josh is going to be Carl Sagan for Halloween, he bought a turtleneck and sportsman jacket. It's all my nerd fantasies come true.
As planned I took it to the limit. Then we met a new limit. Now they are limit friends.
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
What, wait. You are not supposed to drink wine out of the bottle?
So you're saying that I ended up challenging a dude to Uno then proceed to punch them in the face?
Randomize
