She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
I want to see you every morning in the kitchen ass naykid on roller blades making pancakes.
Stop sending me these texts. This is your mom, not your girlfriend.
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
I did my dad and i had to keep going back there to pick up coffee
please read the first 4 words of that text and consider punctuation
Leaving the dealer's house. He just gave me a sincere hug and said good luck. This cant end well.
The panties match.
I'll be right there.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
We ended up at an Asian frat. I made out with two Mexicans at the same time and I pulled a muscle in my leg from twerking too low. Diversity.
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
she was concerned about my dick piercings.
She moved all of her stuff out while we were gone. Shit in the toilet, and didn’t flush. So yeah it went well.
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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