I feel like death. Did you die last night?
Nope. Ready for round 2. Fiesta!
unreal. Greatest comeback since Jesus
Full bush! Can't stay! Need ride! Come on bro!
What time are you coming? Can you stop and get mouse traps and trojans?
You have mice?
no why?
the best part about watching a meteor shower at 4 am is being able to masturbate in public and drink hot chocolate at the same time.
I mean i stumbled out of the club yelling at random people" I"M GOING TO TEACH YOUR KIDS SOMEDAY!!"
And thats what homeschooling is for
I knew as soon as I saw that pole that I was going to wake up the next morning with bruises.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Dont tell her I prefer to have an aura of mystique surronding me and my penis.
And then he told me he just wanted me to hold his cock while we watched tv...
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
On my way to return shoes I bought so that I can afford to buy a pregnancy test. Is this adulthood?
Well, if it's rabies, your lips will swell just prior to the frothing. Get a lot of good pics!
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
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