I got called a slut by a bunch of girls that work at Hooters..wtf is that shit? explain that to me
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
yours is so small it looks like an acorn!!
capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
I am only moving my arms so I remember that I can. These brownies are wild.
I swear the pregnant cashier was jealous when I bought my plan B
If I interpreted our horoscopes correctly...you should be coming home with an 8 ball. Just saying.
gymnastic barn sex. fuck i wish i hadn't blacked out
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
Fucked a kid by the name of your hometown tonight... FOR THE WIN.. BF4L
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
Fun FACT Saturday: Semen is great for my acid reflux
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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