I would say the hottest chick there looked like Susan Boyle and the ugliest like Bea Arthur
Nice use of current day folklore
I really hope you get sexually violated by a pterodactyl tonight.
The best part was her genuine shock and total "I didn't know" look when we said she couldn't cook a steak in a microwave.
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
just convinced someone I was a virgin. I love when people don't know me.
I just want you to know IcyHot in the ear is weird. Don't ask.
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
FYI: telling a guy his dick is more impressive than you remembered it - they don't take it as a compliment.
You're the only person I know who can be puking into a trash can at 8 in the morning in Manhattan and get a date out of it....
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
I would really like it if you guys got out of my bush
My roommate's overnight guest is screaming about the dog licking his asshole. I need a new place to live.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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