she didnt even puke last nite, shes finally hit champion status. i think im in love
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
I would describe it as pure and unadulterated shock, mixed with horror and a touch of nausea.
woke up this morning in the hall outside of my parents room with a sign taped to myself that said "im sorry"...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
bad news.. campus security walked me home last night and when i tried to tell them where i lived they assured me they knew where our house was.
Fell asleep in the library, woke up because I almost let out a sleep fart. That was close.
Currently hot boxing a fort I made on our snow day... This is legendary
I don't think this guy is worth it unless he's a skilled sexual amigo
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
On a brighter more disgusting note...... I think I just shart myself but I'm too afraid to find out.
if you go to jail tonight, call call me. i wanna get out of work
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