I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
Yeah. I woke up naked in his bed this morning and remember saying "Get a condom cuz I can't afford an abortion right now" last night. He didn't run. He's a keeper
I woke up this morning and thought "Im sure I've seen this house in a porno" and instantly googlemapped myself
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
Life is so much better when you know you're gonna get laid soon.
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
dude I'm not 100% but I think your mom is sexting me.
My asshole is basically a geyser at this point. Minus the excitement. Plus blood.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
So last night I turned down multiple drinks because "I didn't want to hold them". It's time reevaluate my decisions
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
Do you ever get high and look at your cat and feel like you know them on an intellectual level?
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