I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
while fucking on the counter the whip cream was conveniently right next to us. i love thanksgiving
im already regretting the extreme lack of break up sex that took place
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
I'm so high. Midnight pancake breakfast in bed
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
I remember grabbing your ass. So firm. So right. I don't regret it.
I have a guy for practically everything... except for making me waffles on demand. will u be my waffle guy?
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
She woke up with her hand super glued to the fridge....how the hell am I Supposed to get her off??
who knew being a fake dominatrix could be so fun?
On a scale of one to 10 how Risky is it to sleep with a married man (all morals set aside)
Randomize
