It would be worth it to see how drunk he is right now.
He cartwheeled into the side of the neighbor's garage.
Ok, i'm coming over
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
I started making my dollar bills into rings for the strippers
And next time please put a text between discussing my orgasms and discussing your son - that was weird.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
I feel like i just got chewed up and shit out by a ukranian midget
I feel like telling him your vigina was older than him was not a good pick up line.
Koalas always seemed like really high little puppy kittens to me.
I fell asleep masterbating while watching family guy... This is what happens when girl's night gets canceled
They had to stop us from skinny dipping in the reflection pool of the Mormon temple.
I disagree, if your last name is Weiner then the sending of dick pics should be mandatory. I'd give him a pass.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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