Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
I found your dream girl. She looked 11 but drove and on her key chain it said "if i am not wasted the day is"
Best feeling in the world? holding your pee all day for a negative preggo test
Ryan just walked out of his frat house with a case of beer, a 6 dollar bottle of vodka, and a pillow. He's good to go.
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
Moments after comforting her about her boyfriend issues I found myself in the other room showing him my tits.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
Made out with a mannequin all morning in cpr training, so im ready to party
Does anyone remember last night? Because I still don't know why I now own a goldfish and a ceiling fan made of pizza?
Never in my life have I seen a grown ass man get on all fours and attempt to buttfuck himself with the leg of a chair. I love Vegas!
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
beach body workouts will consist of dancing and cocaine, and sugar free redbull
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