I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i'm at the point now where i want him to say anything. even an apology for his boomerang-shaped penis would be nicer than no comment.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
No subtext here. People are naked.
her and i fucked to a michael jackson song and she had it memorized so she squealed every time he did
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
sorry like um she made me hold her puke bag while she peed in front of me is that better
Tabs I had open this morning: "15 hedgehogs with things that look like hedgehogs" and an unexplored google search for "how do I express my love of tacos"
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
HOW DID ALL OF US MISS THE OBVIOUS: I'LL SHAKE YOUR SPEARE
Snaps to my Ella Fitzgerald station for such a jazzy walk of shame
if my uterus stops caving in on itself long enough for me to be alive I'm there
Just remember that no one else gets to suck his dick but you, feel honored. It's like the Olympic torch of life is being passed off to you and it's your time to run
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
is it fun? or sober?
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