So my roomate was sunbathing this morning on the porch with a sock covering his penis
Sounds like a really classy character....
He is classy. It was argyle.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Is it wrong that I didn't stop masterbating when the credit card company called?
did you answer or finish?
both
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
They don't allow McDonald's in the ER. Go figure
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
dude there's a blind guy on the trail using his service dog to hit on girls.
someday i'll meet a woman who will love me for my marvelous breasts and ignore my many character faults.
My butt remains clenched, sir.
My dick has been in way too much crazy the past 2+weeks, but hey it feels good to fuck consistently again
Sorry, was sleeping. I heard a rumor that I had a hangover, so I just went with it...
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