I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
Ah why did you tell everyone you dragged your sac across my face!
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
I didn't wanna be that girl that took a shit in the ocean..
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Well, I found my bra. It's in my glove compartment with a half-eaten Snickers bar and a Jesus bookmark.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
Had a dream I dropped the L word and immediately threatened to kill myself
You probably shouldn't be having nightmares about expressing affection
They were so sore! Either I have bed bugs or you were biting my nipples last night and don't lie to me.
At 10 PM you were shit faced in the kitchen makin nachos... Naked. I wasn't sure what to do besides walk away...
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
Randomize
