I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
even iPhones love lady gaga. everytime I type haha it trys to correct it to gaga. this is bullshit...
It's amazing how much better one feels once you put something in your vagina.
All she was asking was for you to describe your coat so she could get it, but you kept yelling at her so the security threw you out.
He's still filling me in on the details. mid-table dance i asked to go water skiing?
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Double vision is so hot when a big dick is in sight. Thank you Bud Light.
Grandpa got a dui while riding a horse. This is what I need to live up to.
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I ACCIDENTALLY SUPER LIKED HIM. I JUST DELETED TINDER FROM MY PHONE.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
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