Needless to say when I told my parents they loved me less
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
My ATM looks so different sober.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
Your babysitter texted, wants me to pay with weed. I don't know where to get any & don't want to. Will she take cigarettes instead? Or um, cash? Like a person?
I've had more orgasms than showers this week.
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
I'm going to be there later than expected. There was a yo-yo incident...
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