I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
I'm sure it was awkward. I've never had a professor expose parts of them to me before.
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
YOU CAN'T JUST DO COKE AND THEN CALM DOWN
you kept saying "i will not *breathe* regret this *breathe* in the morning *breathe* i just gotta remember *breathe* to BREATHE"
So... remember when you threw an orange in the closet when we were 16 to make wine? Just found it. Not wine.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
found a note from drunk me saying "don't worry i fed the mice". WHAT MICE?
Who fucking spams baby shark at a sports bar
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