He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
She looks like an uncircumcised penis in a hat.
My fight-or-flight response is really more fight-or-fuck
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
You don't understand she was in the fountain pretending she was diving for treasure. I couldn't possibly ruin her dreams.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
I fucked my ex boyfriend to get shrooms for you guys
That's the sweetest thing I've ever heard
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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