You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
How did you manage that?
Told her it wasn't GENITAL herpes... just ORAL herpes... on my penis
lol... jersey girls rock
dude im shwasted, kabul is not the best place for this
We have had massive layoffs this year, yet the guy who cant flush his shit seems to still have a job
No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
"Tonight I'm turning swine flu into an std" this might be how zombies come about. Peace civilization.
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
Just bought all my wine for the weekend with a check at 11am. I'm almost judging myself.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I'm buying drugs in the library...And it's not even finals time. What has my life become?
As an added bonus, you will have a "25 blowjobs a month" voucher, expiring thirty days after the first initial bj.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
You laid on the floor and pet their rug. and then demanded Voss water.
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