Dude, just walked by a homeless guy pissing on the sidewalk while he was screaming at his wang. God, I love this city.
my boyfriend just named your boyfriend's penis.
I an trashes at a wedding. Hotbcousins here I come. Agh.
my mom just asked me, concerned, if I swallowed.
everyday i become more and more impressed with my facebook stalking skills
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I'm cutting her off I can't have my good name soiled with these kinds of shenanigans
Shit is preposterous
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
I couldn't be more proud to be a cougar. Just wondering how these twenty somethings learned how to fuck so well? Must be porn.
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