I can't believe the cop was so cool about the whole thing, I mean, I had man mayo all over my jeans.
dude she licked ball and has every Are you afraid of the dark episode on dvd
lock that shit down
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
I think you have the right to know, the water bottle you drank out of the other night is the bottle we use to catch what drips from the toilet. Love you!
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
Woke up to my asscrack filled with melted Reese's Pieces. Halloween parties are so weird here man
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
You know that gay bartender? Not as gay as we thought.....
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
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