Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
i mean you're really good at taking the morning after pill...so you could put that on your resume..
yeah, i think fast in a bad sitatuion and am able to react with appropriate measures
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
she made me put on a condom before giving me a handjob...this is why i hate freshmen
she just came into my room, drunkenly shoved six dollars into my bra and told me to spend it on chicken wings.
The worst part was I wasn't conscious enough to move out of the way, I knew i was being puked on but I couldn't move.
I just won a riveting game of "who can drink the most vodka out of a hollowed out watermelon". Fucking New Yorkers.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
It's the warm chocolate goeyness of a brownie combined with the heavenly taste of weed-smell... Why have I never done this before?
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
If you come home to me in lingerie and you start vacuuming...I need to reevaluate my priorities
Fuck it, I work hard. I deserve nice sex toys
It wasn't as awesome as they lead everyone to believe. No stripper. Ran out of booze. The chipmunk. He was real.
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