thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
Trying not to fart in the comp lab is going to take everything i've got.
At what number of girls whose last names are stored in your phone book as drinking establishments does it become excessive?
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
You need to stop me from lighting my hand on fire next time we're working
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
If you had amazing eyebrows i'd have sex with them.
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
I plan to try out my new vibrator and watch Star Trek: The Next Generation. It's a busy night.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
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