"Tuesday" and "open-bar" shouldn't be used in the same sentence.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He asked if I wanted to "hang out"
A verb which here means "do lines off my dick"
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
We finally have the house to ourselves and your out playing Lance Fucking Armstrong
You were dancing with his friend and you stopped to literally push the girl he was dancing with out of the way to make out with him
Gonna open a taco bell in colorado. Millions bro.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
I told the DJ last night to play Third Eye Blind before 1:45 and just pointed at him as I walked away. He didn't do it and at 1:45 I just walked out pointing at him, without my friends
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
You're the common denominator of my blackouts.
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I'm very aware of my heart moving the blood in my body.
wait i saw you last night?
we found you ass naked on the couch covered in pillows.
A total of 3 guys left my apartment this morning. That was my first clue to my black out endeavors last night. Gotta love wine Wednesdays.
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