I dont get chicks, its like they only care about themselves and money
sounds like you understand them just fine
My wife all of the sudden got markedly better at giving blow jobs. Should I be happy or concerned?
I read the police report. You asked the cop if you could use his in-car computer to update your facebook. No way you get out of a DUI.
I'm taking her home. She just told a 90 yo woman in a packers hat to "suck her cock".
bitch got booty called while we were making out. and then she actually left.
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
I've never SEEN someone give negative fucks before. It's actually rather impressive. I want to study under them.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
What are you gunna do with your life today
put it back together
I need to go to St. Louis more often. The brides sorority sisters were practically fighting over me once they heard I work on Wall St.
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