Yes. Being a lesbian's wingman is a fun as it sounds
I just stepped on my own foot and apologized to my shoe... THAT high.
I want a meaningful relationship and i wont get one if i keep giving him blow jobs in my basement while watching family guy.
Side note: I think I fell asleep holding a cereal box
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
Pretty sure that's a used tampon hanging from the tree outside my window.
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
I was just trying to be a good friend but in retrospect I probably shouldn't have pepper sprayed you.
I'm the kind of gay who carries his anxiety medication in case the club scene gets too fierce
I'm 2 weeks in to my all dick and carb diet and so far I've lost 2lbs.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
my grocery cart consisted of hershey bars, sour patch kids, starbursts, mayo, 4 frozen pizzas, 4 lunchables, and chips. clearly, i can't do this on my own.
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